Quotes

Para esas personas

“Para esas personas que se la pasan quejando. Para eso es la juventud, para salir todos los fines, tomarte todos los cafes que quieras, emborracharte, tu primer amor, que te rompan el corazon, volver a enamorarte, viajar, conocer, descubrir verdaderas amistades, amigos pasajeros que te enseñan lecciones, para besar, llorar, hacer el amor, divertirte, dormir abrazados, comer, bailar, fumar, ser feliz, coquetear, ir a museos, desvelarte, escaparte, llegar tarde a casa, encontrar al amor de tu vida, reir y mucho.Porque tiempo que se va es tiempo que no vuelve.”

-FB, sin autor original al parecer.

How to Be Single Best

“Robin: In every male-female friendship there’s a total number of drinks and if you hit that it means you would definitely have sex. So how many drinks would it take to get you wasted?
Alice: Two and a half, but maybe three if I’ve eaten.
Robin: Okay, and Tom’s is eight. So you can’t hit eleven drinks between the two of you. Not one for you, ten for him. Not six for him, five for you.
Alice: If I had more than five drinks I’d hook up with you.
Robin: My drink number is twenty-seven.
Alice: What?
Robin: I wouldn’t even touch myself on less than twenty-four.”

-How to be single