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Things I shouldn’t have said/done #20

Near my granma (Walking distance) there is a gym where I used to go.

On the way there was a vicious dog that always barked at me, so I avoided passing just in front of its house.This time I completely forget about the dog so as I was passing I heard the dog started barking, I looked at the dog and saw it passed across the bars!

I thought the best way will be to run back to my house or climb a parked car, so I looked back and saw a girl with a 3yo baby; so running back was out of question.So, I decided running across the streets, of course I could dodge the cars but the dog? I don’t think so, so I started walking to my back with the dog going at me…in the last moment, I fall on top of the hood of a parked car, with my fall I kicked the dog in the mouth…that wasn’t planned at all but it was a very cool move.

The dog never barked at me again.

Things I shouldn’t have said/done #61

So, I had less than 6 months on Guadalajara and I took a summer class, a girl there on the first day had an Atlas T-Shirt(local soccer team that is always been bullied because they haven’t won a national championship in more than 50 years) and I already knew a joke for the Atlas supporters.

“Hey do you cheer/are you a fan even when they win?”(this makes so much sense on spanish).

“I play on the girls team.”

Needless to say it was a long summer class.