A few years ago I felt like I was Peter Parker, not because I got spider powers but because when Peter grew up he became a teacher at his university, he finally joined the avengers(I still believe that New Avengers was the last good thing that Bendis did…but it will have been if it was on another universe) and had the girl.

5 years ago I became a teacher at my university, started going to the gym with a friend who was an actual gym instructor and had a girlfriend (if Mephisto had come on my I will have grabbed the infinity gauntlet and obliterated him no without a doubt). 2.5 years ago I joined a company that to me will be like Peter joining the avengers.

…and now I think I found silk.