All posts by Fernando Carrillo Castro
Cube test
1)Rubick size.
2)Plastic.
3)On the ground.
4)Right next to it.
5)Wood.
6)Wild.
7)Is on 2 feet.
8)A looooot,surrounding the myself, the cube, the ladder and the horse.
10) Far away.
11)Nope.
Dejate querer
El problema
Shitty Neighbors 2
Beavis never scored
Great Cornholio!
A veces hay que renunciar
“A veces tienes que renunciar a personas, no porque no te importen, sino porque tu no les importas a ellas.”
How you love her
How to Be Single Best
“Robin: In every male-female friendship there’s a total number of drinks and if you hit that it means you would definitely have sex. So how many drinks would it take to get you wasted?
Alice: Two and a half, but maybe three if I’ve eaten.
Robin: Okay, and Tom’s is eight. So you can’t hit eleven drinks between the two of you. Not one for you, ten for him. Not six for him, five for you.
Alice: If I had more than five drinks I’d hook up with you.
Robin: My drink number is twenty-seven.
Alice: What?
Robin: I wouldn’t even touch myself on less than twenty-four.”
-How to be single