“Robin: In every male-female friendship there’s a total number of drinks and if you hit that it means you would definitely have sex. So how many drinks would it take to get you wasted?
Alice: Two and a half, but maybe three if I’ve eaten.
Robin: Okay, and Tom’s is eight. So you can’t hit eleven drinks between the two of you. Not one for you, ten for him. Not six for him, five for you.
Alice: If I had more than five drinks I’d hook up with you.
Robin: My drink number is twenty-seven.
Alice: What?
Robin: I wouldn’t even touch myself on less than twenty-four.”

-How to be single